Saturday, March 27, 2010

My wife libido is low – how do I change her?

Q: I am a regular guy of 40 years. My wife is a regular too of the same age, But my problem is that she never gets excited for sex. Everytime I ask for sex, she consents but she has to masturbate before she gets excited and let me fuck her. Is this bad? I find it boring and unrewarding. I want to change this.

Can readers suggest me how to change her?

A: That’s because you are asking her for sex, do babu’s get excited if one of the applicants wants to have a licence? No, you need to do something exciting. Shave your head and ask her if you look like a dickhead. Hang rasgullas from your ears and ask if you can eat her out while she is pressing her thighs on your ears. Dont forget to put in a rubber sheet.

If everything else fails, buy a melon

1 comments:

  1. Talk to her seriously in that matter, do not try to understand her but help here with that problem. Encourage her to go to a specialist so that it will be cured immediately. We all know that having a low libido is not normal and it must be given an immediate action.

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