Saturday, March 27, 2010

My wife libido is low – how do I change her?

Q: I am a regular guy of 40 years. My wife is a regular too of the same age, But my problem is that she never gets excited for sex. Everytime I ask for sex, she consents but she has to masturbate before she gets excited and let me fuck her. Is this bad? I find it boring and unrewarding. I want to change this.

Can readers suggest me how to change her?

A: That’s because you are asking her for sex, do babu’s get excited if one of the applicants wants to have a licence? No, you need to do something exciting. Shave your head and ask her if you look like a dickhead. Hang rasgullas from your ears and ask if you can eat her out while she is pressing her thighs on your ears. Dont forget to put in a rubber sheet.

If everything else fails, buy a melon

2 comments:

  1. Talk to her seriously in that matter, do not try to understand her but help here with that problem. Encourage her to go to a specialist so that it will be cured immediately. We all know that having a low libido is not normal and it must be given an immediate action.

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  2. Thanks for the amusing post... Sexual dysfunction refers to a problem occurring during any phase of the sexual response cycle that prevents the individual or couple from experiencing satisfaction from the sexual activity. Sexual dysfunction can affect any age. To treat low libido these factors are to be analysed and then successfully treated.

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