My friend masturbates 7 to 8 times a day – how do I counsel him?

Q: One of my friend is a sex addict. He is 23 years old and is pursuing graduation. He watches porn and then masturbates in the room. He does it 7 to 8 times and says he does not feel weakness or fatigue. I know he is a sex addict and I want to help him.Please tell if this is normal or bad? Also help me finding a solution for him.

A: he is not a sex addict, he is actually suffering from a medical condition called as ihavejustreaslisedthatiam23yearsofageanddonthaveagf. This manifests itself in severely enhanced sperm production and a major pressure on his testicles. This condition can either be fixed by banging his head on a brick wall or masturbating. You pick.

Also, why do you want to help him? How many times are you masturbating? Or are you in the room while he is masturbating? Or are you helping him masturbate? How do you know that he masturbates 7-8 times?