Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Can I masturbate with a carrot in my ass?

Q: I am a 23 year old guy working in a good software company. I use to watch a lot of porn movies. I used to masturbate a lot. But recently I inserted a carrot in my ass and tries to masturbate. Will there be any problems if I use these carrots? Will there be any health related side effects?

Thank you.

A: You can definitely use carrots but carrots are really not recommended as an ass object. Karelas are better because of their ribbed skin.

But “look” on the bright side, carrots are good for eyesight. Carrrots up your ass will mean that you can then start seeing out of your ass. Better aiming in the loo anyway

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