Q: I am 5'7" tall, 25 years old and unmarried. I am slightly obese but controlling my weight for quite some time. Two years back I had a couple of pimples on my butt. I neglected it then thinking it was natural and it will fade away. But it has spread very badly all over my butt. I fear it may spread onto my back also. This has caused a high inferiority complex in me. I am too shy to even visit a doctor.
Kindly suggest the right ointment for this as I don't want to see a doctor. Will this spreading stop over a period of time. What is the reason for getting pimples on the butt?
A: sandpaper for the pimples. if that is not convenient, rub up against a lamp post, concrete ones are best. If you fail to find a convenient one, try one of the flyover columns. Just a word of warning, avoid the ones which have been used by buffalos and cows.
If you want to use an ointment, then I suggest Chavanprash. I know people eat it, but you need to feed your skin, spreading chavanparash over the pimples will make them shrivel up and drop off. Avoid getting chavanparash on your willy.
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