Q: My name is Nayan Bora. I am from Assam. My age is 27 years. Recently I got married with just an 18 year old girl. During several attempts of intercourse with her, I am unable to penetrate her. I come as soon as I put my penis into her pussy. I don't know what to do. She is not happy with me at all. Even I feel embarrassed. It has been three months of our marriage.
So please Aunty, guide on me how to penetrate my wife.
A: divorce her, marry a watermelon
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