Q: How are you? I am a young woman and I have been visiting your site for quite some time. Yesterday when I was going through your site a thought came up to my mind. I have seen many women asking you questions with regards to being caught. I mean to say that they are afraid that their husband will know that they are not virgins.
My question is quite the opposite. is there any way by which a women can know if her boyfriend is a virgin?
Answer: These are the symptoms of a virgin boy
- plastic wrap on his penis
- shreds of cardboard on his gonad sack
- eyes move out on stalks as soon as the first glimpse of breasts happen
- boy starts doing a fair approximation of a laryngitic llama as soon as you touch his willy, over his jeans
- he wrings instead of shaking his willy after a pee
- he is Indian
- He starts humping his arse by the time his willy is approaching your toes going up
- He will be happy to hump your toes
- He looks like he was shagged by a rampant elephant after the first time
- He looks terrified
- After he exposes his willy to you, say that you are now pregnant. If he jumps up and goes pale, he is a virgin.
- As his mother if he is a virgin
- Ask his office colleague if he can arrange to help virgin boy lose his virginity with a goat. And see reaction.
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