I have made my girlfriend’s breasts size uneven – what do we do now?

Q: We are a young couple. I and my girlfriend are in a relationship for the past few months. We have sex very often. I like sucking and pressing her breast. I used to press her right breast a lot than the left one. Now both the breast sizes have increased but the right breast is larger in size now. She gets annoyed when she wears a top which makes it easily visible that her right breast is larger. What to do next? Should we consult a doctor. Help me.

A: You have several options:

• Hire a left handed person to press her left breast all the time, it should balance out.
• Breast size increases when you blow into the nipple, think of balloons, you are obviously not blowing hard enough on the left hand side. So blow harder.
• The problem seems to be the top. Ask her not to wear the top, I can pretty much guarantee that nobody will mention anything about the different sizes.
• Have you thought about the possibility that you are actually sleeping on her right breast during the night and therefore squishing and elongating it? Dont, or switch positions in bed.